God:Oh I see you are a person. Me: im not a person God:What else is there? Me: animals God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: there are also animals God:Where are they? Me: Earth God:How do you like being on it? Me: wtf????? God:That was not very polite. Me: F*ck you God:Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me: hello god God:Hello child. What is your name? Me: god God:GOD rules. Me: im gonna kill you God:Of course not. Don't be silly. Me: come here God:Where is here? Me: las vegan God:Tell me a little about your life in las vegan. Me: we hate god God:By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: yes God:I get it. Me: you are ugly God:Appearances don't interest me much. Me: you look like a potato God:What does a potato look like? Me: you are an idiot God:Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: okay global village idiot
God:Yeah okay, You are just repeating what I say. Me: yeah okay, you are just repeating what i say God:Far out. Yeah okay, I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Me: im not a robot
lol on your third fight with Guib, I got my rope blade stuck on his double knife when he was leaving and was dragged off the map...now I am just waiting for the other two to suicide on the rocks or for me to escape Guib.
go slowly. keep your eyes open.