Alright, I'm going to be very straight forward. This game is amazing. I NEVER liked ANY gold games on the computer, this is the first. The music (Sounds like something from Coldplay...), is amazing. Gameplay? Just as great. The 3D effect makes it even better. 10/5
Amazing game, love it. Loved the first one already. Then, I looked at the top comments, and the developer responses. Laughed for 2 minutes straight while be stared at like I was crazy.
....Meatboy's girlfriend is really lazy. While I have to risk my life trying to reach her, jumping through obstacles, she just stands there and waits for me.
In order to get the badge, stand in the right corner the entire time unless a lazer appears right on top of you. Then move to the right slightly. You may have to improvise. When the walls appear, jump upward, and nowhere else. If you get annoyed, take a 30 minute break and try again. That's what I did, and I got it, first try when I came back.
'Headphones recommended for best experience' I took their advice, and now I'm emotionally depressed. The music made it so much more depressing but the gameplay was amazing, and the end twist was just..Amazing. But it really is kinda depressing. Still..5/5
To be honest, I don't know how the illuminator badge is a 'hard' badge. Other then spending a lot of time on this game, the last boss was extremely easy. I thought it'd b some demon with 99999999 health. Honestly, he was weaker then the 2nd boss...