Took me 569 keys for an unusual bunsen brave, smoking. $1419 wasted!
Got a burning Galvanized Gibus. KING OF THE F2PS.
And immediately after, unusual Outdoorsman, 1 KEY.
I have won the game.
Reasons you are a badass:
1. You can hold your gun backward and shoot
2. You can hold your gun backward and TWIRL THE DARN THING
3. You reload by TWIRLING YOUR F***IN GUN. WTF
Lol