Who buys all these blue circles? and why do they need them? How do we have to not pay for anyone after we hire them? So many questions. So little answers.
BREAKING NEWS! After our last story on the contradictionary speech made by a U.S. Govnerment Spokesperson, Speaker of the house Pawl Vyan commented on our story, "You god darned idiots dont have any proof that the strategy wont work! It also takes up a lot less CO2 to do so its better for the environment"! When asked if Pawl Vyan was using the fears of global warming to support his cause by playing on the "facts" , He had no comment.
BREAKING NEWS! The alchoholic economy was just anhillated due to the intense amount of start-up beer brewers. A spokesperson for the US Govnerment said, "This is insanely stupid. We need to set up more and more liscensing for the chemicals used in brewing alchoholic beverages and to enforce more strictness on drunk teenagers". One of our reporters asked after the representative said his speech that the strategy was exactly like the war on drugs and that the strategy will not work for either alchohol/drugs . No comment was avalible on this comment.
(loads up page)
Me: This is probably another crappy idle game, but at least its less weird than slurpy derpy...
(writes comment and expects game to actually be good)
Eh, this tutorial is actually quite good...
(starts playing the game)
Wow, i didnt see this coming.
(realizes im a idiot and this comment is like-bait)
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