Good lord, on my first run through, I ended up with an 80% chance of surviving. That's nice, but I have never seen any plant as monstrously tall and misshapen as mine was, yet alone any of it's other features.
Argh, the total victory achievements for beating the level three bonus levels are tough. Not because the cards are hard to beat, but because it's not easy to find the magical sweet spot between blowing the shit out of them and getting beaten because you took it too easy on them.
Evade: 50% chance of Assault card Special Abilities (Strike in this case.) being ignored. Now either that stat is messed up, or my two Sabers, the Tiamat, and Barrage Tank were cursed with bad luck by a witch.
Aw, what the hell is this shit? Rhetorical question because I'll tell you; a desperate attempt to create a 'good' game since others have been successful. However, all it really does is block the easiest path via search bar to Kongregate Chat which is larger screen thus a better chat based game. In conclusion, get out, game.
No concept of anything going on, total lack of and background, nothing but blotches of blood that appear from a split second spasm that unrealistically hang in space on a single bad map. However, a first game has to start somewhere, and it's a damn sight better than a single level maze game that doesn't work.
This game makes me feel happily evil. For one way to have a super amount of fun, try this: Attach several more ropes to his head then to the ground, and make sure they all are put the the minimum length until his head is almost getting pulled off by them. Then, attach a few extras on his torso to the ceiling, and enjoy the IMMEDIATE DECAPITATION!
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