The first time I had to restart my game after 80% because of Noscript, I just started over, but then I accidentally pressed command-q instead of w and lost 70%. Never again. I understand that this is a player parody, but the lack of a save feature makes this game even more of an absolute waste of time than most games on Kongregate (I dream that one day they will store the .sol save files for all games on this site on the server side). The least they could have done is put in an achievement for submitting a request for the ability to save in game...
While the graphics are a little prettier, wind and the lack of 99 free cluster fire bombs from the start make this version simply unfun. Why doesn't 2Dplay post the original here?
MUCH more legible password list (though keep in mind that all useful cheats nullify stat increases)
top speed: dinoracer |
mega jump: leapinliz |
super strength: calcium |
goodbye doom: explore |
low gravity: astrosaur |
boulders=balloons: goofballs |
lights out: goodbyesun |
meteor storm: smokey |
hat code: don8tosaur
Ever played a 5 hour dungeon, only to have the game crash or the power go out and lose all of your progress? Relive this thrilling sensation EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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