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Ant Empire Reloaded

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Oct. 02, 2025

Rating: 0

Yeah, this isn't going to connect again, is it?

You Have To Defecate Upon King Bhumibol

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Jun. 26, 2023

Rating: 0

Wait, this got pulled off Kong when the real King Bhumibol died? I literally thought the guy was fictional, but the fact that the game was taken down to mourn a king that most people didn't even know existed is more funny than anything in the actual game.

How to Raise a Dragon

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Dec. 08, 2020

Rating: 20

"Necromantic Tyrant" Now that just isn't fair. To be honest, every single person is still alive, alive with an upgrade, Humans 2.0 I like to call it. Think of the green skin as a fresh suit of armor, armor that makes it so you don't need to eat, sleep, think, or breathe like normal. Tyrant? Let's try a little gratitude next time.

ClueSweeper

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Nov. 14, 2020

Rating: 8

Turn 1: "The orphan is a convicted felon" Turn 2: "The murderer is not a convicted felon" Turn 3: "The orphan has an airtight alibi" Thanks a lot ClueSweeper! I'd never figure that out on my own...

Religious Idle

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Nov. 04, 2020

Rating: 2

"Thank you for joining the cult, but we will need $197 every five seconds from you." Are you sure this isn't just a Scientology simulator?

Religious Idle

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Sep. 10, 2020

Rating: 4

I'm running out of cartoon characters to turn into deities in my fake religions.

Ant Art Tycoon

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Jul. 09, 2020

Rating: 4

"My grandma would love this." It's 1cm x 1cm. Your grandma won't even be able to see it!

Tom's Cruise

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Jul. 08, 2020

Rating: 1

"Take this dollar bill as a tip." * Hands over a dollar COIN *

Religious Idle

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May. 15, 2020

Rating: 8

Why do I get the feeling that the developer is collecting all of our religion names and he amuses himself by reading our descriptions all of our strange cults that we have made.

black

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Feb. 28, 2020

Rating: 114

Day 38: Still on level 18. Just one more white square to fill, but it just will not flash. I see the specter of Bart Bonte laughing at me. I do not think that this level was ever meant to be beaten, but I will not give up. You will not beat me Bart!

Crush Crush

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Feb. 14, 2020

Rating: 1

Kong version needs best girl, so add Peanut in ASAP

Gragyriss, Captor of Princesses

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Feb. 08, 2020

Rating: 1

I don't get the title "Captor of Princesses," The princesses seem more than happy being there and don't seem like they'd go back even if the option was before them.

Tammy Jo Superstar

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Jan. 09, 2020

Rating: 6

Tammy Jo has such a soothing voice.

NABOKI

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Nov. 11, 2019

Rating: 2

Methinks the Unpuzzle guy has him some competition.

Cube Escape: Theatre

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Oct. 23, 2019

Rating: 14

"Give that man a drink!" Look, he needs a drink like he needs a hole in the head...oh, wait.

Ant Empire Reloaded

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Oct. 14, 2019

Rating: 24

It makes me laugh to see just how off the rails the bonus colony gets once you unlock soldiers. It doesn't take long before it is making more ants every second than there are atoms in the universe.

First Day at School

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Jun. 10, 2019

Rating: 3

A huge theater department, a karate club, a music class, Michael Jackson working as a mad scientist, and all they have is a single portapotty for the whole school?

Small Town Detective

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May. 27, 2019

Rating: 1

I love how the guard showed absolutely no emotion when he left. "Oh, Carl's here, I guess my shift is over."

Farm of Souls

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Jan. 14, 2019

Rating: 4

With enough resources, the population will always try to build on EXACTLY 2/3 of the land. The level of buildings built will be determined by the highest level of stash that has been built. Only after 2/3 of the land has been built on will buildings begin to be upgraded to the next levels. I could be wrong on some of my observations, but this is what I've seen from my experience. Interestingly, it is a very hands-off idle game.

Farm of Souls

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Jan. 14, 2019

Rating: 4

After building at least one of each of the seven building types, the game typically prioritizes refinement (resources gained per pickup) and enrichment (frequency of pickups) first, then education (specialization frequency) and religion (souls gained per level) next, and finally housing (automatic human spawns) and supply (population limit) last. Stashes are added at regular intervals across the land.

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