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Farm of Souls	Jan. 14, 2019 Rating: 2 I know a lot of people seem to be having some problems figuring what exactly is going on, so after about nine playthroughs getting up to about 1000 land each time, I think I can safely say what is going on (some of this will be somewhat obvious). The game simulates a new society, where the first generations live short lives and are completely engrossed in gathering resources needed for survival, while subsequent generations live longer lives and can concentrate on specialization and eventually entertainment.
Convergence	Jan. 06, 2019 Rating: 8 "Honey, I left work without doing anything just so I could make it to your pointless party." "How did that work out?" "I'm probably fired. We'll be destitute within a few weeks." "That is so sweet." PERFECT LOVE ENDING! No, no, no! More like, I want a divorce you stupid excuse of a husband! What the heck were you thinking? This was just a party, not something to throw our lives away for! Get back to work and make this right, you moron, or you are sleeping behind that ice-cream cart tonight!
Cube Escape: Arles	Dec. 21, 2018 Rating: 1 Breaking News: Vincent Van Gogh was insane, in other news, water is wet.
ClueSweeper	Dec. 10, 2018 Rating: 9 "In the Warehouse, a victim has been found, with a broken neck." "Well, how did he get it? Did he fall? Did he get hit by something?" "No, no, it's definitely murder, no further investigation needed, just find a killer."
Coinbox Hero	Oct. 16, 2018 Rating: 4 Inflation is a b*tch!
Pizza Quest	Sep. 23, 2018 Rating: 5 I don't know what's worse, predigested olives (Midnight Cinema), or radioactive mushrooms.
Farafalla	Jun. 20, 2018 Rating: 4 Poor girl, he just jumps in and opens the door right under her feet. Why would you do that?!
There is no game	Jun. 02, 2018 Rating: 4 Kamizoto's review of his own game on youtube is funnier than the game itself.
SHIFT 3	May. 26, 2018 Rating: 1 So is Mel Gibson a vampire? I mean, he does sparkle when he dies.
Alxemy	Apr. 13, 2018 Rating: 2 So, what browser is everyone playing this on? I'm playing it on the Red Panda browser (Fire + Fox). I'll probably play Pokemon later, but I've been having trouble finding a Jerboa in it (Sand + Shrew). cue the groans...
Must Escape the Burger Joint	Mar. 31, 2018 Rating: 1 Oh sure, I get locked in a burger joint by the manager until I get all the chores done, it's all shits and giggles, but I try to do the same thing to my employees and I get the police called on me and I lose my business license...how is that fair?!
Great Game 1/5	Mar. 24, 2018 Rating: 1 Putting words in my mouth since 2010
Stupidella	Mar. 23, 2018 Rating: 2 Level 14... Is that you Stupidella? Sorry, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.
Ruby Loft Escape	Mar. 07, 2018 Rating: 9 Hmmm... Diamond Penthouse Escape has a clock set to 10:10, and you have to set it to 8:20. Ruby Loft has a clock set to 8:20 that has to be set to 10:10. Coincidence?
Get Home	Feb. 22, 2018 Rating: 4 Road work ruins lives, and this game proves it!
The Adventures of Red	Feb. 13, 2018 Rating: 3 To get the last gem, you have to continue the game after you win and get it in the muffin room.
Destination Kepler	Feb. 12, 2018 Rating: 3 "Probe Fat People" followed by "Inspect Confused Birds" I'd be confused too if I just saw a group of aliens just probe a bunch of fat people.
House Idle v.4	Feb. 07, 2018 Rating: 1 I need to be able to upgrade my security system. Pure gold everything means every crook in town is coming to my house.
Cube Escape: Theatre	Jan. 02, 2018 Rating: 3 Poor girl, how many times does she have to die?
Caesar's Day Off	Dec. 20, 2017 Rating: 23 I love how after Ceaser is stabbed, his wife is just like "oh well, screw it"