Bathtub: *Floats across bathroom*
Little Girl: Did I just see a bathtub float across my face? *stays in bathroom*
Bathtub: *Monster pops out*
Little Girl: "MOM! There is a dog in the bathtub!!" *stays in bathroom*
Bathtub: *walks across room*
Little Girl: *BLANK*
Sink: *Fills with blood*
Little Girl: "KOOLAID!!!"
Shampoo Bottle: *Falls off shelf*
Little Girl: AHHHHHH This house is Haunted!!!!!* Jumps out of window*
Tells a story of a she devil, evading a poor little girls dream, that ends up following her home.
Leaving her parents broke after paying for a exorcism.( did I mention the little floating florescent farts that follow her in her dreams? I bet she found those farts a gas of a good time.)
This is a game about you.
Yes you, the player: A lowly blue elephant in a world that has no defining purpose. But you will create a purpose, and that purpose is to do the unthinkable. The extraordinary. The tasks that few have thought to achieve. The world you struggle in pushes back with tremendously nonsensical squares and launchers… coins that pay for things you would only imagine should have been free to begin with. Spikes will be hellbent in causing your demise. This will not be easy. And while the road of purposelessness will be overbearing you will succeed. You know why?
Because it’s your destiny.
Welcome to metagaming hell.
Welcome to Achievement Unlocked 2.
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