Huh. When the game starts, it's January 1, 2014. I think we're going pretty good so far this year.
But that means that we don't have a prophetic game here on Kong. Dang.
Hello there.
I'm a dwarf who, after his father's ghost told him to, opened a chest with a mystical sword inside that would help me defeat a malevolent god by the name of MALOR. Of course, the only way I got to the chest was by ingesting fruit that seemingly did nothing to me but as I later discovered, were the original steroids you petty humans take. Bleh, that's nasty stuff...
I went around, trying to get to the chest, obtaining gems for the deity that destroyed the world, but that was to my unknowing, idiotic past self.
I finally reached my destination. Once I read the letter my father left behind on the chest, the world turned black. And then the world ended.
I'm sending this message back to you, my former self, to change the future and save everybody. Thank you.
First Floor Boss: A big, yellow, walking fish named 'At the Butcher'. I guess his nameplate doesn't want me to actually know his name, so it went to the butcher's. Weird.
this game i rated a 5/5 because of the graphix and how easy it was. i beat the game with unihound and it was spoiled so i gave it all the items it gave me and they were all +stats usually