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JumpingLine
Dec. 22, 2012
Rating: 7
I must be the only one who thought the checkpoints were the spikes.
This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds
Sep. 22, 2012
Rating: 0
14238. Damn, can't even jog it off.
SCGMD4
Sep. 17, 2012
Rating: 1
It took me so long to realize the tinny voice at the end of the gold medal earned said "Insert Gender Here..." I thought it was Insert Genner here or something like that...I'm so stupid.
Cargo Bridge 2
Aug. 29, 2012
Rating: -1
So. This technically makes 4 Cargo Bridges, yes? Good, but not as good as the original. 3/5.
Dolphin Olympics 2
Aug. 03, 2012
Damnnit, Milliways. For those who don't know, Milliways is the Restaruant at the end of the Universe.
You are a... The Sequel
Jul. 16, 2012
I am Magnificent Simon, the bringer of the man-bear-pig, destined to annihilate all Vikings. Okay, then.
Scribble States!
Jul. 02, 2012
Rating: 3
71, from Canada and my mouse was all over the place.
Papa's Wingeria
Jun. 14, 2012
Damnit, I thought I was done fractions!
Rebuild 2
Jun. 09, 2012
Awesome. I named the first leader character after myself and he's allergic to peanuts, just like me. Winner.
Kids Vs. Ice Cream
Feb. 12, 2012
Few ice cream trucks venture near a neughborhood...Sounds like mine.
Feb. 02, 2012
Rating: 2
And many people said it would NEVER come, nobody would make it. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
...you?
Haunt the House
Jan. 23, 2012
Rating: 6
I'm so scared, I'm gonna have a bath. Damnit, there's a monster in the tub.
Kingdom Rush
Jan. 19, 2012
Rating: -5
It's a really good game, add the API so it can get badges, like many have said before and after this comment.
One and One Story
Dec. 23, 2011
Rating: 5
"Trust Me. I won't hurt you. Not anymore. My Dear Love." Well, I fell onto the word "Dear" and died. I don't trust you anymore.
Concerned Joe
Dec. 11, 2011
That is the most epic evil creator voice I've ever heard. So nefarious...
Burger Builder
Nov. 20, 2011
Not bad, 3/5.
Shoot him
Nov. 12, 2011
When I watched the "punch" scene frame-by-frame, I cried with laughter.
Road of the Dead
Nov. 11, 2011
Rating: 10
How'd he do that on a full tank of gas?
Pandemic
Nov. 04, 2011
Rating: 8
So there's over 100 deaths and it's still called a "germ."
WarLight
Nov. 03, 2011
Whoever created that Earth map that you canuse in custom games must be really good at geography.
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