chuck norris can... cut an axe with firewood, make a bon fire under water, punch a cyclops in between the eyes, sweeten his coffee with ghost chillis, extinguish a 300,000 acre forest fire with a his tears however this will never happen because chuck norris does not cry never the fact that all and any of his bodily fluids are extremely radioactive. chuck norris can speak spanish in russian and make the mistake of thinking he has or ever will be wrong.