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Warfare: 1917

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Jan. 24, 2012

Rating: -11

Don't surrender, you stupid bastards! You've almost won! You're all surrendering to one half-dead German guy!

Outpost:Haven

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Jan. 14, 2012

Rating: 1

Ah, I see. I had a vision of someone going "Holy crap, those things look like owls! Owls are hideous monsters with lots of legs, right?"

Outpost:Haven

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Jan. 14, 2012

Rating: 2

Owlmen? None of these people have ever seen an owl before, have they?

Developer response from GamingYourWay

The images of Owls come to them in dreams before they actually see the aliens, its using the theory of "Collective consciousness", where the whole crew share symbolic dreams, where the aliens are perceived as Owls.

Shopping Cart Hero

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Jan. 06, 2012

Rating: 1

I'm paying the groupies money? No wonder they're called Trick Points.

Versus Umbra

Play Versus Umbra

Jan. 04, 2012

Rating: 10

I don't blame the developer for including premium content to try and make some money, but do there need to be Buy buttons *everywhere*?

Focus

Play Focus

Jan. 02, 2012

Rating: 1

The Focus key should really be by the arrow keys. Using A, the arrow keys, and the mouse requires three hands.

William and Sly 2

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Jan. 01, 2012

Rating: -23

Who's ever heard of a flying fox? ...Oh, wait.

Pandemic 2

Play Pandemic 2

Jan. 01, 2012

Rating: 18

Badge of the Day for the first day of 2012 is Apocalyptic Optimist? Well played, Kongregate. Well played.

keehans gaem: friedae adishon

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Dec. 12, 2011

Rating: 1

See, the whole point of being a troll is to NOT be obvious about it.

best of rand0mgamez 2!

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Oct. 19, 2011

Rating: 3

"Best of" seems misleading. How about least shitty?

Epic War 5

Play Epic War 5

Oct. 15, 2011

Rating: 15

If there are 30 units, why does the formation screen have room for 36?

Sonic Trunk 2

Play Sonic Trunk 2

Sep. 19, 2011

Rating: 0

Well, it's *still* better than Sonic 2006.

DDTank

Play DDTank

Sep. 19, 2011

Rating: 8

DDTank is hotly load failure terrible!

Swords & Potions

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Sep. 10, 2011

Rating: 15

For the fiftieth time, I don't have any weapons! This is a clothing store. We sell clothing. There's a giant sign out front that says "Clothing"! Why are even in here if you don't want any clothing?!

Pirates Vs Ninjas

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Sep. 01, 2011

Rating: 1

Why the hell are the pirates sticking telescopes in their ears?

Castaway Island TD

Play Castaway Island TD

Aug. 26, 2011

Rating: 13

Okay, so I can only move with the keyboard, I can only select trees with the keyboard, but to choose the tower type I need the mouse? How does that make sense as a control scheme?

Resist the Urge: Spartan Edition

Play Resist the Urge: Spartan Edition

Aug. 24, 2011

Rating: 12

THIS. IS. SHITTY!

Papa's Freezeria

Play Papa's Freezeria

Aug. 11, 2011

Rating: 7

Wow, this is slightly different from the other Papa's games!

Hannah Montana Dressup

Play Hannah Montana Dressup

Aug. 04, 2011

Rating: 0

RPG? Seriously?

Crush The Castle 2 PP

Play Crush The Castle 2 PP

Jul. 31, 2011

Rating: 9

Eff you, Dim, and your anal-retentive little levels.

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