Wait... sometiems when you leave the house there's two instances of your future self, one's the one you end up chasing and the other... is coming from inside the house. Wth? Did no one else notice this? This has to be intentional but it makes no sense. I think you have to leave as fast as possible to see this.
I just got the alternate ending and suddenly the game is even better. Do you realize what you've done? You've broken the rating system! This is now a 6/5 star game! What has science done?
FATE ON! Your fate: To play a crappy game with seemingly no purpose! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! The person who made this must just be trying to get some dirt on us. Boy I really had to Dig in the joke bin for that one. I guess you could say he has the MOLEnopoly on really crappy mole games. Anyway, 1 out of 5. I consider this MOLEstation to be quite degrading. No? Too far? Okay sorry.
There are so many little things wrong with this game. For starters, the most obvious thing is that those aren't characters from comics or cartoons, they're from manga and anime, and there's only three of them? And this is who you give a choice between? Seriously? I can't even figure out how to unlock the other two guys, I'm stuck playing as ichigo. If you'd had this star actual comic book characters like super heroes or even indie comics, or even if there was just more to do, it might be savable. But in its current form, this game earns a generous 3/5, because it's technically playable (although your mileage may vary)
Congrats on making a fully functional game written Entirely in Engrish! That's no easy task. It's a pretty fun game. I've used that game maker before, it's not easy making anything unusual like this. So good job, and I wish you luck in your future endeavors.
I... You just... What the hell is wrong with you? Are you just a terrible person or something? Gregery Weir you have some explaining to do. There's just... I don't even know where to begin. So many things wrong with this.
There's an E in Deluxe, and only one S in Gas. Other than that this game is solid enough I suppose. And somehow manages to be less horrifying than most of your other games.
2462 clicks are required to unlock all 41 items in this game. Wait, only 41? They came that close to having 42 and they didn't do it? For shame. After your 2462nd time flipping the switch, objects in the scene start coloring in, until eventually you have a more colorful image. Also the computer item seems to... look up stick figure porn for some reason. I gave up after the 5000th click for fear of losing my sanity. I hope this was educational to anyone on the ropes about whether to play this or not.
Well it's short and sweet, an interesting enough concept. The whole radio static radar thing is probably ripping off Silent Hill and the fact the game can be beaten so quickly is dissapointing but easily overlooked because it's somehow fun. 4/5, more for concept and presentation than for controls or mechanics.
Excellent concept. I only wish there was more to do. More levels. Power ups. Upgrades. Unlockables. It's a solid and fun title but it's one of those things that wins you over and then just ends.
This game brings up many sophisticated and thought provoking political, social, and societal points. Especially in the bonus levels. I thought the inclusion of a kitten eating minigame and all the uncensored gore and nudity to be a bit much, but it's tastefully done, in a "I'm better than you and here's why" sort of way. What really sells this game as a 7/5 star game for me is all the unlockable content, like the banana phone that lets you prank call your ex lovers in real life and have it sound like you're a martian on their end.
[lightning strikes a tree and the whole place goes up in flames]
Jack: It looks like the rain forest... [puts on sunglasses] Just met it's Match.
... get it? cause... cause it got set on fire and... and people use matches to... Oh just never mind, my wit is wasted on you people.
What have you done to my childhood? How could you so violate a beloved series in such a horrifying, buggy, and ugly way? If you were a true Zelda fan you would have destroyed this long before you submitted it to the public. 1/5 and that's being generous.
Is that... Heather Mason? And also you kind of screwed up on the in game instructions, it cuts off in the middle of the message. "Instructions: This must be the side entrance to the house, I need to..." and that's all there is. Need to what? Need to save the princess? need to find the key to the door? Need to do a barrel roll or die part 3? We'll never know, unless you fix it. Also, is this game actually ever going to come out? I found it by searching for rpgs and setting it to the oldest ones first so it must be really old.
Well I like this. If it had something to do while you're running around, even if it's an artsy game not a traditional style game, it would be worth more than 3 stars. I like the little island you made. Maybe turn it into an easter egg hunting game or something?
Some instructions on what you CAN do would be really nice. Update the instructions as more things become possible. It's not that hard, honestly, to keep an up to date instruction sheet. Also, why are aliens fighting in a church? Does anyone else find this part odd? I'll overlook the fact you appear to be unable to actually do anything in this game and the fact that your enemy looks identical to you, but even for an upload test (which by the way you shouldn't do so early on) this is obscure.
Interesting start, mate. You've got a long road ahead of you but I'll keep tabs on this. very simple, too simple, and how to earn your wages. got my hopes up, did I, and with this one I feel as if some were lost. Never mind that, add contntent and expand, make it eaiser to get money, becase if people can't get money they can't spend it on things and if they can't do that then they can't have fun things. So please make this more with the fun, my dear good friend doctor
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