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[Where should I even begin?] – I personally think my life is interesting, but you might not. My name is Mathieu, but everyone in the world calls me Matt. I am sixteen years young. I enjoy a casual drink, but who doesn’t? Loving life at all times, 4:20 friendly, but only social, no addictions for this dirty little boy, I’m as pure as filtered Bacardi. If you want to learn alot more about me, keep reading, but I do not blame you if you don’t want to.

I Love girls, girls are great. Got a girlfriend, and she is great, everything is great. Don’t you think everything in the world is great?

I’m a silly highschooler, Junior of course. Love chilling with my friends, love playing guitar, love playing drums, love to play keyboards/pianos (but I’m not that good.)

Music is my general life. Life can be summed up in a single song in my opinion. Music is the single thing that can relieve any stress I have for any reason, even if it’s because a close friend or relative died.

I do not really care for Television, video games, or computers, but I don’t know, computers are pretty neat. I will watch television when nothing else is happening, and something decent is on, I mainly watch VH1, but what I watch is none of your buisness. I would rather go out somewhere instead of watch T.V., play video games, or go on the computer, but when I am sick, I will do something to entertain myself. I like to read, I know well over 4/3rds of America won’t read a book volunterely, but I don’t understand why, books are way better than television. Movies are possibly the second best entertainment behind music, only because you have to go out to see them, and I hate being home.

I cannot stand rap, punk, ultra-omega pop, or any grindcore. It is all about the oldies rock, Led Zeppelin, Guns n’ Roses, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, and basically anything between.

I don’t care for dancing, but that is a story for another time baby. I am a native German, I can speak Deutsch und Englisch, can you? (:

I hate douchebags, people with egos the size of a whale, Drug-addicts, or just plain people that act like they’re dumb. I can understand if someone has a mental condition and don’t have the mental capacity to be what modern society considers normal.

I absolutely love my friends. My friends are the best thing that I have. My relationships with others is better than any tangable possesion I have. I love my friends to the end.

I ocasionally smoke cigars, but that is because they are good, I usually don’t have them, but if I do, Ich am one happy little boy. I basically never have them though, for the life of me, I won’t smoke cigerates. (if that is how they are spelled, but I’m sure you understand.)

I don’t care if you love me, hate me, or just think of me as a aquantince, I will thank you personally for shaping me into the person I am.

Now it’s time for things to get very interesting. As you know, I’m 16 years young, I am obsessed with music, I’m a social drinker/smoker, I won’t do anything worse than Marijuana, I can’t stand rap, some of it can be good but I don’t listen to it enough to even find anything good. I am a German, not a nazi, born in Berlin in 1992, moved to America in 1999 because my parents believed the world was going to end, and wanted to find shelter were they beleived there was technology to protect them, and I couldn’t be happier that their ignorance brought me to southwestern Michigan. My friends and music is my life, but I’ve covered this several times. I’m sure you can tell, but I try for perfect grammar while typing, and I learned English in perfect grammar, which makes me an outcast, since I speak in a different accent, and the words I use. I have medium lenght blonde hair, tanned skin, blue eyes, I am a silly little teenager, but who isn’t now in these times? When I was ten, my father died of cancer, which is very traumatizing for a child, but I think I kept my cool. I am in love with my girlfriend Amanda, I think me and her have something very special, but I’m sure she’s going to be the one to screw everything up for us. I seem to be a kleptomaniac, which is very unfortanante. I consider myself a polite smart-half-ass type of guy, because I’ll be an ass to people i cannot stand, and I always try to do things to the very minimum possible. I try my best not to take anything that doesn’t belong to me, but living young and poor for so long, I was tought to take things I absolutely need. I am a very open person, I am not homosexual, but I will not be rude to anyone who is. I brush my teeth everyday because a clean mouth is a happy mouth, I love school because knowledge is power, and power is knowledge. I have had plans for when I get older, I either want to make a name for myself by becoming a rockstar, get addicted to crack, look like im 60 by the age 30, and die in an seven car pile-up. Or become a person who helps the community, which could be several things, such as a police officer, army personal, a gardener (most likely), or a teacher.

That is a shit load about me, and guess what, there is way more to tell about me, but I’m getting bored about typing about myself. Auf Wediersen.