If more games of this general genre turn out this player-friendly, rather than sucking us dry and giving imaginary currency in return, then I have hope for the gaming industry.
This is a fun game... for the first 20 plays. After that, you keep playing until your boredom overwhelms you irrational need to beat this incredibly unfair and unbalanced game. 3/5
FBI agent #1: I like to travel randomly around the world, hunting zombies.
FBI agent #2: Really? So do I! I also have two hats, one for running left and one for running right.
FBI agent #1: That sounds cool! I think I'll get a second hat too! It can be a mirror image of the first!
I think you should be able to catch items while fishing that give you temporary boosts, like "lucky" dice that give you better odds in casino games, coffee/energy drink that slows down time in whack a seal and target range, employee of the month plaque that earns you extra money for selling burgers and a golden spatula that lets you make burgers out of 4 snails instead of 5 plus moneybags and experience books. also a magnet bait that makes you more likely to get bonuses. + if you want any of these
Some ideas: a music shop where you can buy different kinds of music, changing the whack-a-seal so that it is a nine by nine grid and you press numpad keys to whack seals, having catch a snail be mouse control, a quest or achievement for collecting interest from the bank a certain number of times.
I shot him straight up out of a cannon and he went all the way up to twenty thousand feet, then came straight down, and when e hit thee ground, the round was over immediately. he was still blurred and on fire. EPIC WIN!
After a lot of jumping to conclusions, I managed to get it on the first try. It helps to think of it like a puzzle. You just have to find a way to fit the pieces together. also SPOILER/HINT
The man who drinks water and the man who keeps cats are the same man.
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