21.2.2010 How to win (in no particular order): 1) before starting the game, just type "shit" 2) type "fart gently" then "take pill." Wait. 3) do nothing 4) shit 5) take off pants, shit 5) open door, take off pants, sit on toilet, shit 6) open door, sit on toilet, shit 7) commit suicide. Keep this comment alive!!!