"Sire we are under attack. What should we do?" "First we must move all of our bombs to thy castle's weakpoints but if possible leave one right beside me too and then stand completely still." "Sire are you sure I think it would be better to arm our men with bows and attack." "TREASON to thy dungeon with you." "No sire I was just suggesting I will do as you ask."
"General it we have spotted a worm the size of a person and it has eaten 50 people and it appears to be getting bigger. What should we do?" "We need to wait until it can swallow a tank hole before it's our problem." "Are you sure because by my calculations at that point in time it will be near impossible to kill." "Yes I'm sure this is part of the plan that way when we attack it the thing will be stuffed full of civilians and won't try to eat us while we kill it!"
Like if you think you should be able to build him a house.. and have him go through it automatically, then set it on fire, which causes him great distress!
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
Because I work for the FBI.
God: Good reason. Do you like your job?
Me: Yes
God:
Describe your typical work day to me.
Me: I have found out you are a drug lord.
God:
Mmm. Where did you find out?
Me:
I saw several photos with you having a conversation like this and you saying you can send the person marajuana.
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
That your a drug lord.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a drug lord? Yes.
Me:
oh shiz... how dumb are you?
God:
Gosh! Ask me another question. Let me put it this way, . The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
so.. pretty dumb...
God:
Great. Pretty much, eh?
what i hate is that the employees fall asleep, we should be able to have every upgrade, and we should be able to hire a firefighter or something like that
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