People say its stupid because they didnt buy minecraft and they dont understand, therefore they have no way of understanding and think OHHH ITS DUMB COS IM TOO DUMB TO OHHHHH UNDERSTAND OHHH WAHHH ILL PLAY RUUUUUNESCAPE
When the outbreak occured, peter was outside one of London's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a monster truck came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least over 9000 people. Peter was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the monster truck. Then, as if in a dream, Lady Gaga came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her wig, drenching it. Before Peter could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the monster truck, Lady Gaga sunk her teeth into his nipple. He had put up a Lady Gaga poster in his room when he was fourteen, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the live chicken his wide gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into zombification.
"Sir! There's a German tank approaching our trenches!" "Well, why are you standing here telling me? Use this extremely convienient dangerous looking button that turns all tanks into scrap metal? The Russians gave it to us..."