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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
We have a good reason to believe he was stabbed. There was a sharp object sticking out his chest.

Funny Things To Do:
1) Point at someone and shout “You’re one of them!” Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout “OH MY GOD, I’M HIDEOUS!”
3) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell “SWIPER NO SWIPING”
4) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!"