Please, do something about the difficulty. You can't expect people not to be frustrated when, after having killed turtles, slugs and bugs for the previous hour, they get pwnd by two 230 hp zombies and a raging bull. Not to mention the sickness of the Dressed zombie before the castle. Really, I wouldn't be surprised if 80% of the people downrating this game did it for that reason. Other 20% I'd guess for the "strange" aim.
"As the elevator turns off every few floors you think your luck couldn't be-"
-Don't say it, don't say it, don't...-
"-worse"
-Oh, damn...-
"But you're wrong."
-Oh, COME ON!-
The artwork is interesting, and a detective game that's not a pixel hunt is really a breath of fresh air.
Plus "Barbara Young, 68 years old" is pure lol XD
Soooo... This is what "pure win" looks like when translated into a flash game, huh?
Gotta say it, this IS full of win AND extremely funny to play.
The "alien on acid" smileys are just the icing on the cake xD
Really really nice work ^^
Not a bad game but... Yeah, that wall jumping level was frustrating.
With "frustrating" meaning "it created a black hole of uselessness right inside my pc".
Nicely made, but lacks originality. The bugs as enemies, the Perks system and even many of the perks themselves... Many features are identical to those in Crimsonland. 3/5, after all it's not a bad game.
Lobstery, if you waste 2 hours desperately trying to get 30 points and then vent your frustration writing comments to insult a game and its creator, it's YOU who's got a stress-relief problem, not the game.
I'm sorry you invested so much time in this, because this really sucks. Damage calculations are more obscure than a Sumerian tablet, the difficulty level is a joke (or at least I hope so), its balance is (if possible) an even greater joke and everything else, from music to graphic, is insignificant at best. And horrible at worst.
Guys, we all know 3 lives suck. And we all know that having no "save" function sucks as well. Please, stop saying that in comments, it's obvious that Teagames doesn't give a bloody f**k about our comments. Otherwise, why should they have ignored the complaints about these things in the first and second TG motocross games? Oh, and about you guys at Teagames, stop posting games on Kongregate if you don't care about our opinion; it's just irritating and stupid.
I am... Amazed. I'm often amused, rarely intrigued and even less frequently amazed.
This shouldn't be on kongregate, this should be used to teach philosophy, or diplomacy. Great game, if it can be called game :)
A point and click adventure that: 1)isn't a pixel hunt crap - 2) HAS a save button (thank god for evolution) - 3) gives you the opportunity to solve puzzles with LOGIC and not by trying zigabillions of times and 4) has a hell of a good story.
This is the first five I give, but it's damn worthy; and the script was pure awesomeness! Nearly perfect. Period.
Mmm, kinda reminds me of a flash game I've seen. Except that this isn't funny, has lame graphics, crappy music and a gameplay concept that defining horrible is a gentle euphemism. Seriously, is this even funny? Games are about having fun, you know that, right?
Seriously, this game has awkward controls, non-existant story, unclear mechanics and physics that seem to be the creation of a lobotomized baboon. To all this, add that all that you do in the game is try not to get too much into the "combat" mess and randomly steal shards of terrain. I'm surprised it's still in the weekly contest. I hope your next game will be better. Fortunately making a game that's worse than this crap is nearly impossible.
Beautiful game, one of the few that focuses on leaving something to those who play it rather than on killing everything in the range of your favourite weapon.
Oh, btw, to b897 and Exar Kun: you say this game is a load of sh*t, but according to your profile YOU haven't made a single game in your entire lives. I don't think I'd be able to make such a beautiful game, and therefore I don't offend its author with idiot comments. If you're so stupid that you think yourself superior to a flash artist without having done anything in flash, then you're plainly and simply STUPID.
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