Leader:There's an evil portal outside my fort. I think we'll have a party and then scavenge for food!
Me:But sir! We can win this war if we go for the evil Graveyard!
Leader:I don't care! Build the Bar!
Next Day
Leader: We,ve been overrun!
Me: Told you we shouldn't have had fun. I'm leaving!
Zombie: BRAINZZZZ!