I just killed 2,020 enemies, earned $117,395.00, repaired a balloon, made a castle, put three automatic machine guns on it, AND I had landmines.
All in 170 hours
Why do I not work for the secret service or something? Instead I am a military weatherman?
So it just so happens that I am a man that knows a car inside and out, has a portal to a gun shop in my back pocket, AND I can shoot the shit out of zombies? Hell yeah!