mptappan

OK u can call me raisinbeard but my real name is denis. I dont know who my real parents r but the first thing i remember was waking up in a hallowed out tire and seeing a hedgehog and a chinchilla. From then on they were my parents. I grew up in Tokyo with my hedgehog mother (turtlebreath) and my chinchilla father (wedgetox). My father was a full time professional petifile. Turtlebreath was a dentist. My hobbies were searching for legendary pokemon and assasinating hobo’s. My father wanted me to become a hipee but I had my heart set on being a pokemon master and one day leading the elite 4. When i was 12 i dropped out of college at Harvard University halfway to becoming a plastic surgeon. I had never liked plastic ever sense a insident when i got a plastic Monster bottle stuck with my head in it. So I began the long road of a pokemon master. I had caught all 494 pokemon and was then training to battle Lance the dragon trainer (leader of the elite 4) and take his position. But after a fierce battle with a level 1000000000 magikarp and lossing an eye a foot and a ear I gave up pokemon for ever. Now i am a pirate who cleans the deck and captains the SS AssMustard (named after the famous pokemon master Ass Ketchup). I am curently sailing from Californa to Tokyo and am single looking for a busty blonde byebye (wink wink)
Raisinbeard