So its the end of the world and everyone is running for some magical jack-wad in a gay yellow shirt and jeans. If your a survivor you hope you don't get blasted, and if your a zombie you don't eat the guy right next to you, oh no, you go get the guy wayyyy over there( He looks yummy)
I read the badges thought that was a great idea and tried to draw lvl 57. *SPOILER* i got 4 lines over and over, I could never figure out that they were squares so a thought it was checkers then just started typing in board games. What I'm saying is YAY for random guessing
"stay close to my 6 and please refrain from firing your weapons I'd like to keep this plane at least a day" first thing I do. try to shoot him into pieces, best training eva
the kid looks like hes in so much pain when hes bouncing around but. he did get in a CATAPULT! and how the hell does the bear get here so fast. and sorry to burst your bubble but if you slung yourself at a grill it probably won't explode, but your head might so YAY :)
where does a penguin get a: crown,cape,sword(that can shoot magical lazors) and taught him to use the epic sword and then charge me. PS: whoever taught him forgot about my chainsaw:D rawr
Madagascar is invincible. If one of you coughs right now they WILL shut down all airports and seaports until they see if you accidentally caught the bug that will destroy the world, but Russia will just sit there and watch the world turn into a flaming ball of infected zombies with kidney failure. In every zombie/horror story from now on go just gotta get to Madagascar before they shut down and your safe.
I know this is a very kinda serious game but. How is a giant octopus that far from a beach, and 2 sharks just suddenly go after a kid? 2 sharks and a octopus the size of rhode island get inside a sand bar. where is this Cuba
Look at the icon that shows the game on the actual menu. People are shooting into sand bags. That doesn't do anything during the game. THATS AIS FOR YOU
I'm fighting a girl in a swim suit and a gun on round 3. I wonder where I'm gonna aim....
3...2...1... BANG BOOM BANG. I die but she has 6 holes somewhere. and who's gonna let some
drunk idiot who a few minutes ago was swerving with bear bottles throw knives at me the all powerful cowboy
no surprise politician+soul doesn't make anything. And why does magic+man=worn and magic+woman=witch. When you make cyborg The quote"I'll be back" comes, but it says its anonymous, we all know thats the terminator. why doesn't bomb+human=death or idiot or terrorist
on the highway. they are in a truck and you'r in a car do the math. I was thinking "screeeeech *he jumps out of car at last second and then does dope":C this game isn't grand theft auto
Why doesn't this game have achievements. It has a rating of 4.2 so don't give me any "it has a bad rating bla bla bla." I think this one was way better than EW4. it also is very fair, it shows you the war as an american solider and a Iranian citizen. the mutant Campaign is awesome. It's in my favs
ok so we have a boss who is completely unarmed. A number of guards whose IQ add up to -6. A concrete bunker that has know way out but a manhole that magically appears and a guy in a ninja suit who can run faster that usian bolt (when he wants to) and become invisible. BEST GAME EVA!!!
*-* cant stop playing
are werewolfs really filled with that much blood. blue guy that gets punched off a cliff:die *rip, claw, rip* die still die... *pant* wow *pant* you guys just dont die! huh huh huh I am out of shape
you are a seriously smart dude for making this. You deserve kudos. I bet this could be a college project or even a resume if you took the "game" off the internet and slapped a sticker that says "project" or "simulation"