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A Koopas Revenge

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Feb. 09, 2008

Rating: 0

I found an easter egg where koopa shows you the goat. Totally inapropriate. 1/5

Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Feb. 09, 2008

Rating: 0

I can't believe this guys nuts are so big that he has to carry them around in front of him like that.

Draw-Play 2

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Jan. 29, 2008

Rating: 0

I had to drag my computer all the way to the toilet just so that when i was done taking a squirty shit i could wipe my ass with this game.

Let it Flow

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Dec. 08, 2007

Rating: 0

Maybee Africa shouldn't elect an elephant to water a goat and some corn.

Pukeahontas

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Dec. 01, 2007

Rating: 0

One of the most historically accurate games on kong! 5/5

LUV Tank

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Nov. 17, 2007

Rating: 0

Listen don't get taken in by this game. You can't solve all of lifes problems by firing shit at alcoholics and your fucking bitch girlfriend. Seriously why do you put up with her? You know shes cheating.

Portal: The Flash Version

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Oct. 20, 2007

Rating: 0

We're ALL sorry you're not a fucking yankee...

Agnry Faic Lift

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Oct. 19, 2007

Rating: -1

GOD DAMN IT!! if i have to sit through one more game that disrespects negroes, I'm going to go APE SHIT!!

5 Differences

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Oct. 11, 2007

Rating: 0

ummm, gave it a 5 and then i realized that if you play it again, the diffences change, so like 6.

Dog Eat Dog

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Oct. 11, 2007

Rating: 0

Guys, what do you think Michael Vicks favorite Kong game is?

Papa Louie: When Pizzas Attack! - Kongregate Version

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Sep. 03, 2007

Rating: -1

I spend all GD day if my life hitting a hoagie with a mallet. What the HELL MAKES YOU THINK I WANT TO COME ON THE INTERNETS AND DO IT FOR FAKE!!!

Storm the House 2

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Sep. 03, 2007

Rating: 0

Do you guys think Jesus plays XBOX? Because if he does, I don't think he had to mail his off to get fixed. He probly just did it himself.

Shoot the Messenger

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Sep. 03, 2007

Rating: -1

Why is it that every other game on this website has to be political?! I DONT COME HERE TO LISTEN TO YOUR HERESY!!!!!

MindScape

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Aug. 19, 2007

Rating: 0

creative fun game but the robot monkeys punching you in the balls gets old.

The Consequence part 1

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Aug. 16, 2007

Rating: 1

WHY DOES THIS RACIST GAME FEATURE A LITTLE BLACK GUY BEING ELECTROCUTED? IS THIS SOME KIND OF BLACK JOKE?!?!

Drunken Nicole

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Aug. 16, 2007

Rating: 0

I was personally struck by an automobile driven by a person resembling a nicole and she was drunk making me very offended at this game. Also a real car swerves WAY less when you drive drunk!

the test

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Aug. 16, 2007

Rating: 0

I could not get past the second level. Whats with the trick questions!!

Kill VIL

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Aug. 16, 2007

Rating: 0

Also I would like to say that the figure drawings are very realistic and bring back many memories of how my commrades appeared to me in real life.

Kill VIL

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Aug. 16, 2007

Rating: 0

I enjoy very much this game paying homage to my homeland and motherland. My only wish for this game was to be more subtle in rushian dialect so as to expose VI for the sealhunter he was known to be.

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