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me and the key
Apr. 10, 2009
Rating: 0
If you're having trouble with level 19 just type "Nut Haggler". Think about it...
Bloody east
Apr. 09, 2009
Pretty accurate assessment of current foreign policy. 'Is that dude wearing a dress? Quick kill it with a helicopter!'
Foosball DX
Apr. 01, 2009
Rating: -1
Screen that shows where the rest of the teams are in the tournament would be good.
Kongregate flowchart uncut
Mar. 31, 2009
Total Domination.
I hate GAME
Keith Flint is coming for you for using this music. Hope you are right with God motherfuker.
Wall Street Massacre – Kill Madoff
Fukcing guy said he was sorry. Get off his back already.
RunAway From the GHOST ~Updated~
Needs badges.
Feel the Hate
How about a restart button after your game ends jerkass? God I hate you...
Condesending failure goes to the supermarket but doesn't forget to bring his canvas bags because he is trying to help conserve the environment by lowering the output of garbage used from plastic bags by replacing them with reusable canvas bags.
Mar. 30, 2009
Really great effort on the music. I'm guessing the game is based on the song.
John Citizen
Mar. 28, 2009
More enemies please. I kill more people than this on my way to work everyday.
Blob Men 2
Mar. 27, 2009
"avoiding game". thats exactly what I'm going to do
Kick The Puppy
Rating: -2
Instead of "kick the puppy and forget about your worries, it should say "KICK THAT FUKCING PUPPY! KICK IT! KICK IT RIGHT IN ITS ASSSHOLE FACE!"
Space Battle
Mar. 24, 2009
Don't bother to take the 30 seconds to type out an explanation of the game. Its a waste of time.
The Great Sperm Race
MUCH harder than actually knocking a chick up.
The Line Game: Orange Edition
Mar. 20, 2009
Stage with the great horned owl fighting the bear is too hard.
The Art Detective
Mar. 12, 2009
Rating: 13
simultaneous indicator on orignal painting would be nice so you can tell exactly where you are clicking.
SWIM: The Last Iceberg
Polar bear should defecate in fear as he is drowning. 2/5 until this is fixed.
Mower Move
Mar. 10, 2009
Looks like an inordinate amount of time was spent on the graphics and almost none on the boring gameplay. He's jumping over turnips? whats more boring than a fuking turnip? Add some strippers and maybe you got something.
Lock Destroyer Escape 2
Mar. 09, 2009
Who has a doormat inside their bedroom?
Rifle Trap
Mar. 08, 2009
Wouldn't the pigeons eventually fall to the ground instead of just soaring off into low earth orbit?
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