n4tth3bug's Comments

I was just enjoying the music in the opening, but I guess I must have stayed in the house too long because I got quite a scare >.>

So no retribution for my jerk of a nephew who sent me off to a crazy kidnapper's house without the least bit of warning?

Regardless of my final actions, a part of me will always regret leaving that poor cinnamon bun alone in the deepest levels.

Turns out that drinking ditch water has the mysterious effect of making you faint. Never would have seen that coming :P

Just wondering, is there anything preventing me from just going behind the tapestry and opening the door? Cutting it down the middle seems a tiny bit extreme.

It's one thing for a game to use creepy crows and blinded cats to scare you, but it takes a certain kind of genius to scare us senseless with rabbits. My hats off to you good sirs!

Better not touch the fish machine, looks very important...but I'm sure no one will mind if I nick this glass lens in front of the museum curator.

I am sure I was not the only one who was scared to death at the appearance of the frog hermit. I'm probably also not the only one who still looted the rag and mug from his house regardless.

Hold on...are those pirates POKING me to death?!?!

I see a lot of crates around that I can't open by normal means. Thank goodness I found this crowbar! But I'll only open one box out of the many that I could loot and throw the crowbar away. Why? BECAUSE I'M A ROBOT

Holy crap it is a magic tank! No matter how much time passes or where you go, it'll always be leaking water!!!

"We cannot fail on this or the city will cut our funding for sure!" Nice to see we got our priorities straight :P

"...He could not allow the Creative Kill Chamber to claim another life..." Guess we kinda screwed up there huh?

I've stumbled upon an underground research lab that creates monsters the likes of which mankind has never seen and that has enough missiles to erase a city off the map. So I'm going to the only logical thing and take pictures of random graffiti that my homie left around.

Note to self, if I'm in need of a screwdriver go to the nearest store and buy Captain Crunch

Anyone else disturbed that you need to collect 49 sprites..."droppings" for the badge?

Why do my enemies hang white boxers as their symbol of surrender?

Is anyone else disturbed that the only character from the previous game is the only one who has appeared to have aged?

*Yawn* I'm tired! I think I'll go back home, skip dinner, and just go to sleep...outside in the snow on a balancing beam exposed to the elements and random box throwing passerbys. It's like he was asking for it!

"Normal people will eat garlic..." Hey, the priests aren't normal people!?