How I ended up at the bottom of an endless pit filled with variously coloured slimes and gravity-defying jewels, with the 2 inches beneath me able to send me back down another pit and the ability to fire yellow orbs from my centre of mass, I'll never know.
if someone told me that their octopus lost a race in the desert against a rabbit with sunglasses and a shark with legs because its stamina was impossible to train, i wouldnt believe them.