As a child, he was sold online 52 times. As a teenager, he was arrested 472 million times. He eventually dropped out of highschool. Soon after, he began work in the chocolate bomb incorperation factory. He later married a Bomb named Atomic Bomb. She later was released into Nagasaki, so he married Laffy Taffy. Together, they had 5.5 Billion children. He died at the age of 5 trillion.
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