So I am consistently beating gladiators that are all 10 levels or more higher than my guys, yet it still takes me five or six matches to level up. What gives?
And armor games proves yet again that you don't need story, challenge, or even entertainment to make a successful game, as long as it throws so much stuff at you that you can't realize how stupid it is. 2/5.
It isn't just similar to angry birds, it is exactly the same. Crush the Castle had a different and unique method of launching, and different styles of puzzles. This game is identical to angry birds, except it is dogs and cats.
Craftsman: Sir... If we increase the size of our bow by 10%, we will be able to destroy our enemy's castle without even summoning a single hobbit.
Captain: No, of course that won't work! Lets invest in some magical fire pits that won't help against the powerful enemies.
Craftsman: Do those even exist?...
Swinebane: I totally agree. I haven't payed at all yet, though it is getting irritating. (Also, developers can get up to 50%, but only if they are exclusive to kongregate.)
Hilarious theme, but the game is short and not actually that great over-all. It is okay, but not fantastic. 4/5, for the Death-To-Bieber, otherwise 2-3
"Soldier, you are needed to destroy the League of Evil."
"Great. Can I have a gun?"
"No. We would much prefer that you punch the bad guys to death."
"Um... okay. How about body armor?"
"Of course not. It is much better if you die after suffering any kind of damage."
Actually, ExGM, the difference between hackers and crackers is more subtle. Hackers break through the system, 'fighting' through firewalls and shit. Crackers, however, find their way around.
While funny, I (personally,) think this game has gone nowhere. Yes, you can now chose your 'specialty,' but does it really matter that much? The concept is fun, but in the end it is just a endless repetition of training, training, and more training.
I do think it is funny that 'New advanced training courses' translates to 'The same thing, just a different background.'
Good game, but it is programmed so that you can't outnumber your opponent by much. You can have 500, and that is how much they will have, (about,) or you can have 5000, it doesn't matter much.
Someone actually played my game! Yeah, it is pretty basic, (That is probably why there aren't any glitches...) I mostly made it as part of learning how to use flash, my next game (Coming out in a couple of months, probably,) will be a lot more in-depth. You might actually be able to move!