Smooth graphics, but the storyline... dude... sorry but it was a total waste of my time. Humor was dry and dumb. Get a writer next time for a game with purpose. I played only for the card. 2/5
I went onto a stage with 800k in reserves and earned over 1.5m the following stage. According to this game, 1.5m + 800k = 1.6m. This happened on several occasions where I lost hundreds of thousands of $$$. Very bad bug, my friend.
Interesting game. I got through it all no problem. I got stuck on a planet, and then I realized I just had to come back to it later. And then Earth imploded under my feet. And then the boy went insane. What a happy ending! 5/5
Man... sheriff wasn't kidding - when I left the beginning triangle with three men, rifles, shotguns, and a machine gun, I got SLAUGHTERED by an army of 20!
Not cool, and definitely not replayable with no autosave. Lost about 2-3 hours of playtime right there. 2/5
This game is a very simplistic game. It just keeps getting harder until there's so many of them who take so little damage from your little pea shooter that losing is inevitable. No enemy variation. Strange in-game anomolies. Terrible grammar. 3/5
Without hints, I would not have figured out to pry the green stone out, or to put a piece of cheese on the secret lever. A bit out there for reason and strategy. 4/5
Same sounds get really old after a while. Unique upgrade system, but please - someone completely reform the whole "tower defense" genre into something with player interaction (rather than passively waiting for towers to do the work for you)!! 4/5
The opening dialogue goes WAY, WAY too fast to read, and has spelling errors. Game plays like the original Golden Axe; very limited moves and specials. Fun at first, but gets repetitious. Interesting idea for a game theme, though. 3/5