A man in his early twenties was seen yesterday, sat on a solid Gold toilet, flying through the air due to means of nuclear proplulsion. He has since eradicated over 100 aliens and eliminated the threat of flying bath ducks. Due to his extreme ugliness, he chose to wear a helmet and racing suit after almost ten days of sitting on the toilet naked. also citizens should be warned that small stars are coming extremely close to the streets. In other news-Fire Hydrants. Fireman's Friend or overused implements in distance games?
volcano's minion- 'Sir, there is a sushi eating cat coming to block your lava from destroying that nearby tribe!! We must do something!' Volcano- 'Very well. Leave it offerings of sushi, yet hide them. We shall watch. Also, Throw in a couple of super powered sushis to aid his progress.' Minion- 'But sir...' Volcano- 'DO NOT QUESTION ME! I WANT NUMBERED CHOW MEIN CARTONS TO CATCH HIM IN ALSO!'
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