The Pandemic 2 Song (to the tune of Wrecking Ball)
I tried,
I failed,
I cried,
I wailed,
Because Madagascar is,
So dumb,
Airports,
Have none,
Galore,
So it’s impossible.
Don’t you ever say,
I just walked away,
I played it for ten days straight,
I will live this life,
Trying to kill mankind,
I played it for ten days straight.
I came in like a wrecking ball,
Because Madagascar sucks,
Someone by them an airport,
All it ever did was mo-o-ock me,
Yeah it mo-o-ocked me.
Take 1974985903, started in Madagascar. I didn't even feel this happy when One Direction: This is Us hit the cinemas and I was crying then. Someone must be answering my prayers. Or maybe it's because I called it Wrecking Ball...
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