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Mutant Uprising

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Aug. 11, 2011

Rating: -1

*sniffles* Jerry... I miss him already... God bless you, mutant gerbil Jerry. God bless.

Mutant Uprising

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Aug. 11, 2011

Rating: -2

Also, one must always remember: Mutants are just like you and me. When they launch a full-out assault on a building full of computers, set them all up to the most hardcore porn sites you can think of. They won't even notice you as you leave.

Mutant Uprising

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Aug. 11, 2011

Rating: -3

Aw hellz naw. Hot naked mutant chick, probably hungry, rows of shark teeth, swimming my way... offer her beans. End up having sex with the hot naked mutant chick. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Alxemy

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Aug. 10, 2011

Rating: 3

Awwww.... Fire + Fox does not make Firefox...

Steamlands

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Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 8

Actually, I have now figured out Damage Control. It is not the measure of how much damage you take, but of how many things of the enemy you destroyed THAT YOU DIDN'T need to. In other words, destroy as few enemy parts as possible for max Damage Control.

Steamlands

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Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 8

Lots of you guys seem to be having trouble understanding the medal-damage control percentage. The way I see it is this: 75%+ Gold. 50%-74% Silver. 25%-49% Bronze. <25% no medals. As to how the heck Damage Control is actually calculated is beyond me.

Learn to Fly 2

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Jun. 17, 2011

Rating: 0

Accidentally fly over The Wall, kill troll. Best. Accident. EVER.

RPG Shooter: Starwish

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Jun. 14, 2011

Rating: 9

I believe that if Pseudolonewolf made a game of this kind of genre, it would look like this. trust me, this is a VERY high compliment. This game is a masterpiece in all it's aspects. 6/5, my friend. 6/5.

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3

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Jun. 13, 2011

Rating: 7

Actually, the best thing to do when fighting golems AT ALL is to use Solaar's Astral Form. you literally CAN'T lose!

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3

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Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: -3

I would hate to have amnesia... "did you pack your own luggage?" "Uh... I... I don't know..." "TERRORIST!"

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3

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Jun. 08, 2011

Rating: 3

@Rainith: did you beat both Karnos and Animus yet?

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3

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Jun. 06, 2011

Rating: 11

You know, the most awesome battle musics seem to revolve around the Mardek theme...

Burn The City

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Jun. 05, 2011

Rating: -2

Wait... this is the demo? *Can't begin to imagine how awesome the full thing will be*

Clarence's Big Chance

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Jun. 05, 2011

Rating: 29

I've lost count of how many hearts Clarence has eaten. How the HELL does he still have a pleasant minty breath?

The Adventures of Red

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Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: -6

What, that's it? I get everything just for it to tell me something I already know? What a ripoff...

Fantasy University

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Apr. 26, 2011

Rating: 0

So close KathdaKool. The R does NOT stand for recognition. It stands for Repair.

GemCraft Labyrinth

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Apr. 21, 2011

Rating: 23

Gawdangit! I'm nowhere NEAR finished chapter 0! Do you want me to have no life at all or something?

The Other Half

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Apr. 17, 2011

Rating: 5

Lvl 15 lies. The reflection CAN push the boxes... just very very slowly.

Bulldozer Mania

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Apr. 17, 2011

Rating: -3

...It is way too hard to list everything wrong with this game. Seriously, we're a frickin' dozer, not a tow truck!

Multitask 2

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Apr. 16, 2011

Rating: 2

O.O Well. Apparently the maximum amount of things I can multitask is three. Because I die as soon as the fourth comes in.

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