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Interactive Bob 2

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Jul. 14, 2015

Rating: 0

Bob has enough money to buy immeasurable amounts of pie, but he can't afford a lawnmower.

Mike Shadow: I paid for it!

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Jul. 14, 2015

Rating: 3

Mike Shadow, the game about indestructible vending machines and anger management issues.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Jul. 10, 2015

Rating: 4

Why do people want animals in the first place? It's called Mutilate-a-Doll, not Mutilate-an-Animal.

Bloons TD 5

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Jul. 10, 2015

Rating: -2

@mandudeperson because if they did, the ninja monkey would be lonely.

Bloons TD 5

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Jul. 04, 2015

Rating: 1

@omar2345678 Then why do the monkeys bring banana farms into the fight, putting them directly in reach of the bloons?

Elephant Quest

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Jul. 03, 2015

Rating: 6

An elephant with lasers... my dream has come true.

Legend of the Void 2

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Jun. 30, 2015

Rating: 2

"Wizards's cap" huh?

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Jun. 28, 2015

Rating: 1

A medieval sword cut an energy sword in half... seems legit.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Jun. 28, 2015

Rating: 5

I think it's safe to say that the backlash is the weakest weapon in the game.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Jun. 25, 2015

Rating: -1

Step 1) pause Step 2) shrink all the doll's body parts to minimum size Step 3) unpause Step 4) just watch

Strike Force Heroes 2

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Jun. 25, 2015

Rating: -4

"Warning, stomp detected" How do you detect a stomp, exactly?

Strike Force Heroes 2

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Jun. 25, 2015

Rating: -3

Dex's head off, typo.

Strike Force Heroes 2

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Jun. 25, 2015

Rating: 0

These characters seem to have the strange ability to talk despite being dead, you could say that they received medical attention before respawning, but I literally shot Dex's, and he was somehow still talking.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Jun. 24, 2015

Rating: -2

Despite being specifically called a "throwing card", the throwing card doesn't seem very deadly when thrown.

Rebuild 2

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Jun. 23, 2015

Rating: 26

Apparently schools have the equipment needed to train people in firearms.

Rebuild 2

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Jun. 23, 2015

Rating: 6

Yes Dimitri O'Neal, go kill those zombies with that science book of yours!

Rebuild 2

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Jun. 19, 2015

Rating: 6

I get that my soldiers are level 10 in combat and all, but they just took down 100 zombies without any weapons whatsoever.

Bloons TD 5

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Jun. 18, 2015

Rating: -1

Why do the monkeys need money to place these things on the battlefield? Why can't they just put things like spectres, tech terrors, and rays of doom from previous battles? I get that the immobile things like temples have to stay there, they probably have 1,000,000 tech terrors in the monkey base ready for battle! But for some reason they decide that they need to spend all their funds on an entire new squadron each and every time. Seriously, the monkeys could end this war just by using stuff from previous battles.

Earn to Die 2: Exodus

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Jun. 18, 2015

Rating: 5

Also, where's he getting this money from? I doubt that he just finds $20K on his way back from each and every drive. Even if he does, why does he need the money? Who does he buy these parts from? You'd think he would just scavenge for parts, but instead he gets money for the sole sake of throwing it away upon finding the object he wants. This guy needs to get his freaking priorities straight! And even if there is someone who sells him this stuff, how did this person get all this random car related crap? There's apparently an infinite amount of bullets and fuel in the garage. And why can't the protagonist just buy the gun from the hypothetical merchant, shoot him, and take the rest of the parts??? THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!!!

Earn to Die 2: Exodus

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Jun. 18, 2015

Rating: 1

I'm beginning to think that the protagonist doesn't need a car to get where he wants to go. When you run out of fuel, you're probably surrounded by zombies. Getting out of the car would most certainly be death. And even if he does kill the zombie, he somehow drags the car back to the garage with his bare hands, whilst probably running through even more zombies. Either his badassery levels are off the charts, or he has some sort of device that can teleport both him and his car. In which case, why the hell does he need to drive when he could just charge through the zombies or teleport?

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