Worker: Hey boss, I found a new product that might help us increase productivity! Boss: What's it called? Worker: A paintbrush! It lets us put paint on specific areas, rather than the whole ball. Boss: Don't be stupid! Clearly it's more efficient to paint the ball, put a hat on the ball, paint it again, put sunglasses on the ball, paint it again, use a plunger to make a nose, paint it again, put another hat on it, put a jagged metal belt on it, and paint it again!
Once you reach a certain speed I imagine the game starts to fall apart. I mean, I'm still at 800 on hard mode, but paths have started crossing over, and holes in the walls appear at random. I can only imagine that around speed 2000 the game just loses all cohesion in the face of the ridiculous speed/
"You're dead slave!" Yeah, it seems like a real bright idea for you, a farmer who has probably never seen battle to go up against the naked, blood soaked, javelin wielding warrior woman with nothing but a pitchfork.
I haven't even started yet and this game has so much going for it; Dev responses to most comments, helpful and supportive comments, tutorial videos for newbies, I expect this will be fantastic!
*elevator door* oh not again. *dark hallway* something's gonna come after me isn't it? *room of old toys* Huh. I guess it's safe to look aro- "he...el...p....me....ee" I don't want to play this game anymore.
This game is an excellent example of how important good gameplay is. The graphics? mediocre. The plotline? There isn't one. This game has nothing except gameplay and music, and it's still amazing.
Wait...if Brian knows where literally all the treasure in the world is, including the all powerful golden robot, why doesn't he just kill the wizard himself?
I love the old man. "Wassat? Gravity and air friction? Consarn it, if I used those I won't be able to get the air freshener out of the exhaust to put on my slippers!"
I love the guard protocol. "Hmm, a guy in stripes and a green hat just jumped out of the shadows and knocked me out, should I raise an alarm? Nahhh, it was probably nothing, I'll just keep patrolling."
My game glitched, now I have the assassin unlocked and can't use the scout. Is there some way for me to reverse this, because I have neither the in game money nor the kreds to buy back the scout class.
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Still getting the holes, but the paths crossing over shouldn't happen anymore.