All the other fighters are ranging from billions to quadrillions in DPS, and Cid's sitting there all like, "DPS is for scrubs, get on my level NOOOOBS" while poking the monster in the eye and dealing 500 damage each time.
@Nonbeliever: He's being sponsored by all the computer companies to addict you to a laggy game, therefore forcing you to buy a stronger computer to play the game with less lag, which makes the computer companies gain money.
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