KHONG MEMBAS
TODEH TEH ADVERTS ARE AT OUA DOAR! WE LOVE OUA GEHMES AND WE WHELL PLAH DEM! WE PLAH FOR DA BAHDGES, FOR POINTS, AND WEH PLAH IN TEH NAEM OF FUHN
AND IF WEH LOSE WEH LOSE IN RAEG, BUT WE SHALL NOT LOSE, NO! IT IS TEH AI TAHT WILL LOSE!
AS YOU KNOW! MOST OF OUT PLAYORS ARE SHTETIONED IN CHAT, PRUHPERED TO LURK! OUA SERVAS HAVE BEEN PREPARED IN EVEHN TAHT TEH BOTS ARE BALD AND FOOLISH. WE HAVE PLECHED NUEMEROUS MODS, ALLOWING FOR MUHLTIPLE SIHMUL-TEHNOUS DEVESHTATING DEFENSIVE MUTES.
THE TERMS ASTARTEES NEHMES TIHS MANEUVAH BANHAMMA REHN. WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE FOE, WE WILL OVAWHELM THEM- WE WILL LEAVE NONE UNTROLLED! MEAHNWHILE, OUA GROUND FAWSES WILL ENSUE FULL DEFENSE OF OUA HEADQUARTAS!
WE ARE KONG MEMBAS! WE ARE TEH INTERWEBZ FUREH!
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