at the start of this game i was like ok so it must be a level sort of thing with the shop at the end of each one... *gets too wave 5* WTFs! going on! nooooo what wheres the shop??? wtf! i died! this is bullshit *reads the discription...* oh...
*in court* Judge: you are being tried for 20,546 accounts of grand theft auto 30,634 accounts of murder of the second degree 40,353 accounts of destruction of another persons property 406 accounts of destruction of a police vehicle and 204 accounts of destruction of a military vehicle. and to top it all of you dont even have a license. how do you plead? Me: awesome.
"the other day i got a letter from my grandpa. he said he wanted me to come to his house at once and that he cant wait to see me. he also hinted at some birthday present there" this doesnt sound to good...
"today i saw a dog running towards me, i didnt let it inside though..." Me: thats not very nice it was probs running from zombies *a couple of days later* (sees dog running towards me, throws grenade at it, blows it to pieces) "that was completely different... 5/5
shit man! just steal a bloody battery! this game is stupid and makes no sense with alot of plot holes and long and boring interactions 1/5... i think thats the first time i have ever rated a game that low...
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