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Mushroom Madness 3

Play Mushroom Madness 3

Nov. 07, 2011

Rating: 119

hhahahaha when snakes eat shrooms they get high XD

Absorption

Play Absorption

Nov. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

lol for lvl 12 i missed the spider i went to early so i just pushed the blockand slowly pushed him to his death

Castaway 2

Play Castaway 2

Nov. 04, 2011

Rating: 2

Craft your very own shank oh yes that doesnt sound gay

Rebuild 2

Play Rebuild 2

Oct. 15, 2011

Rating: 4

wooooo trusty cowboy hat!

GunBlood

Play GunBlood

Oct. 09, 2011

Rating: 10

shoot the bottles do not hit the assistant me: oh ok...HEY U BITCH U HIT ME WITH ONE!...OW U DID IT AGAIN (BANG!)...me: failed? how?

Happy Wheels

Play Happy Wheels

Oct. 09, 2011

Rating: 1

congrats sir you just finished the level without our son...or arms

Frontier

Play Frontier

Oct. 08, 2011

Rating: -1

the boat should cost 2 diamonds

WarLight

Play WarLight

Oct. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

OMG U DID NOT JUST CUT OUT NZ I KILL U WITH A TRAY!!!!!!

Developer response from FizzerWL

Level 3 has New Zealand - the first two levels are like tutorials so the map is small.

Frontier

Play Frontier

Oct. 06, 2011

Rating: 6

one guy was called gibs i just had to hire him

The Last Stand: Union City

Play The Last Stand: Union City

Oct. 06, 2011

Rating: 2

tips on killing zombie: tip 1: dont mistake a zombie for a normal person...or vise versa tip 2: if they are lying on the ground and u dont remember killing them give them a bullet to the head and see wahat happens tip 3: dont bibricate them (cut them in half) it only makes things worse and more disgusting

Epic War 5

Play Epic War 5

Oct. 06, 2011

Rating: 7

ugh i now im gonna get shit for this but i prefer epic war 1 and 2 cause well uhhhhh i uhh think they needed more skill than luck...DONT HURT ME

Pirate Defense

Play Pirate Defense

Sep. 17, 2011

Rating: 3

i just beat 101 with all lifes left. Join the two paths together at the start (use trees and for xtra damage give them triggers) then do what u like. An awesome combo i have was too make a swing log hit across a pile of coals reach a tree, get hit up, hit with another log into pit fall which is right next to it. It's awesome because when they get out they are hit right back in if u do it right, and that happens until they die and for added bonus more people pile in while the first guy is being killed XD. I used that trick until i reached the bottom then i just whatever could fit in there (lots of rolling logs) then filled the gaps with cannon towers HOPE I HELPED.

Bieber Bottle Bash

Play Bieber Bottle Bash

Aug. 26, 2011

Rating: 9

i love how the tags are educational, girl and funny

Learn to Fly 2

Play Learn to Fly 2

Aug. 25, 2011

Rating: 4

5,000 points ($5,000 arcade) [Best so far: 4949] god damnit!

Learn to Fly 2

Play Learn to Fly 2

Aug. 25, 2011

Rating: 2

*sees title* INSTANT 5-STAR! i wasnt dissapointed

Dont Whack Your Teacher

Play Dont Whack Your Teacher

Aug. 24, 2011

Rating: 0

awwww it didnt say dont try this at home becuase i would have said im not at home >:)

Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris

Play Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris

Aug. 05, 2011

Rating: -7

THE ONLY REASON CHUCK NORRIS CAN LOSE IS BECUASE HE HAS NO LEGS TO ROUND HOUSE KICK WITH!!!!

World Basketball Challenge

Play World Basketball Challenge

Jul. 30, 2011

Rating: -12

this game is bullshit!

The Soul Driver

Play The Soul Driver

Jul. 20, 2011

Rating: 0

i have a hitchhiker in my backseat i call him jimmy

Dude and Zombies

Play Dude and Zombies

Jul. 19, 2011

Rating: 1

i waz playin wit da cute bunnyz and fel ova cause i waz tyred

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