“Northway had a bit too much to drink last night at the party. We found her standing up on the wall taking a leak on the zombies down the other side.”
... Impressive; I didn't know chicks could do that, and drunk too. I always thought they had to sit or squat, unless they want it running down their legs.
"Ministry of War represents a quantum leap forward in MMO browser games"
Isn't a 'quantum' leap the SMALLEST leap known in the universe. That's like saying, 'we took caesary, and changed it's name!' In fact, the definition of a quantum leap = a change of an electron from one quantum state to another within an atom. So what I take from that is that you just changed the colour of some extra's hat logo.
It would be good if you could pull back your planes, and then get them all to charge the enemy at once, and if you could control the zeppelin thing, rather than it vainly throwing bombs between towers, and not even attacking the enemy base.
Besides that, it's got quite a good story, but the English could do with better translation, and more tactics could be applied.
Great game, good storyline, and quite original thinking. But, it would be cool if you could chose what to do in the story, (Spoiler Alert!) I wanted to join Axon's side after the humans turned on me, but alas, you can't.
*Limestone + Stone (or fire?) should = Marble. *Material/Paper + Corps/Zombie should = Mummy. *Sand + Glass could = Hourglass. *Stone + Human/Tools should = Masonry. *Warrior + Gun should = Soldier/Marine. *Alcoholic + Ship should = Pirate. *Alcoholic + Car should = Scrap metal + Corps. *Field + Water should = Irrigation. Seeds + Field should = Horticulture. *Tree + Weeds should = Vines. *Horticulture + Horticulture/Irrigation could = Olives + Other fruit. *Vines + Horticulture would = Grapes. *Grapes + Alcohol would = Wine. *Olives + Horticulture would = Cooking Oil. *Field + Horticulture would = Sugar cane/Tea. *Irrigation/Water + Grass/Horticulture would = Rice... And the potential list goes on...
Limestone + Stone (or fire?) should = Marble
Material/Paper + Corps/Zombie should = Mummy
Sand + Glass could = Hourglass
Stone + Human/Tools should = Masonry
Warrior + Gun should = Soldier/Marine
Alcoholic + Ship should = Pirate
Alcoholic + Car should = Scrap metal + Corps
Field + Water should = Irrigation
Seeds + Field should = Horticulture
Tree + Weeds should = Vines
Horticulture + Horticulture/Irrigation could = Olives + Other fruit
Vines + Horticulture would = Grapes
Grapes + Alcohol would = Wine
Olives + Horticulture would = Cooking Oil
Field + Horticulture would = Sugar cane/Tea
Irrigation/Water + Grass/Horticulture would = Rice
And the potential list goes on...
You should be able to have some non-campaign levels where you can attack other cells with toxic and digestive enzymes etc.
Besides that, it's a great game that teaches you a lot. 5/5
Key to winning: Act defensively at first, building up your pixel army so when attacked by small groups, you kill all with minor losses. When the time comes, pounce with your entire army!
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