Hey guys!! I have written a rap about pancakeria, hit the plus so everybody can see it
Papa's shit is hot, it taste like golden bliss
thats because he dont wash his hands after he piss
pecans, syrup, chocolate chips and cream
hides the bitter taste or the little girls will scream
7 days a week, them nigga's getting fatter
addicted to crack cocaine and papa's pancake batter
the shop gets busy, don't take it out on the assistant
he will put bleach in your mixture, make you blind in an instant
so give papa lots of tips, you got lots of money
papa be living in a box, you nigga's find that funny?
because papa plays it gangster, best show him respect
or he will use his special poison that modern devices cant detect
make your belly turn like a wheel, churn baby churn
papa teach you a lesson, learn baby learn
papa's shit is hot, papa's pancakeria
papa's shit is hot, gives you mad dihorrea
To make it realistic, you should be able to spend your money on cocaine or prostitutes, and is it just me or is there no red/yellow card system in place. Maybee aswell to add a rsik of injury if your energy gets low, and also let me get jiggy with the team mates wives, we all know how REAL footballers play of the pitch
Normaly, unless its Pro Evo, electronic football games are really really terrible, but this one is ok! I am quite surprised how addicted I am, I dont think I have been this addicted since my crack experiment. NOW I CAN FEEL LIKE A REAL OVERPAID FOOTBALL STAR, ADDICTED AND IM STILL POPULAR
Ready my comments, they will make you laugh...... they will make you cry...... they will make you vomit little crabs with harrison ford faces that spin around like a record
Who in their right mind is going to work like a dog and then spend his wages doing up his workplace????? If anybody is like that in real life, please let me know I have a vacancy.....
There should be an option to blow your nose in that guys pancake, teach him how to put some serious money in that tip jar or piss off out my shop, we only like happy customers
Moron.