K, Set ALWAYS DASH in Options.
Hold SPACE or ENTER to rush through all the crap.
Use this walkthrough:
https://moshimushi.net/2017/02/28/medieval-shorts-3-dr-dontlittle-selling-the-tickets/
You can hold ENTER to jam through the text... It'll still take a long time because it's as thick as a phone book.
Walkthrough here to avoid random guessing against strange logic:
https://moshimushi.net/2017/09/17/medieval-cop-viii-deathwish-part-3-walkthrough/
In case nobody else has mentioned it... no game so frustratingly based on random luck should ever be part of a Quest (let alone have Badges, god forbid Badge of the Day). Oh, wait... yup its been mentioned like a thousand times.