He had put up a Lindsey Lohan poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the TV his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Australia decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of New Orleans, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of Yackamaga.
When the outbreak occured, Yackamaga was outside of one of the city of New Orleans's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a Tank came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 1337 people. Yackamaga was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Tank. Then, as if in a dream, Lindsey Lohan came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her Vest, drenching it. Before Yackamaga could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the Tank, Lindsey Lohan sunk her teeth into his Arm.
on the part with green zombies: I killed two pacthes of them, and now there aren't any left. When I talk to the dude, he won't let me rest or quit mission. Anyone experience this?