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Truck Loader

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Jan. 23, 2015

Rating: 3

Whoah. What the truck?

TU-95

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Jan. 20, 2015

Rating: 1

Pavel Zhukovsky: "PRESS "H" TO BAIL OUT (DO NOT PRESS)." Then why is there a bailout button if it's completely useless whatsoever?

Big Truck Adventures 2

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Jan. 19, 2015

Rating: 5

Here, carry this water to the lumber station. Be careful! You might spill it. Have you ever heard of a frickin' lid?

TU-95

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Jan. 19, 2015

Rating: 2

*bails out at start and pilot falls 3 feet out of plane* THE PILOT DIED. WTF?

Memoir Text Adventure

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Jan. 19, 2015

Rating: 0

I don't know anybody who plays a computer game that long. That, or it's about twelve in the frickin' morning.

Memoir Text Adventure

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Jan. 19, 2015

Rating: 1

Back story: You break into an abandoned house after being dared by your friends. Okay, first of all, who the hell does that, and I think your damn friends must be up to something.

A Duck Has An Adventure

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Jan. 19, 2015

Rating: 6

"Duck u. Duck me? Oh, duck off."

Liquid Measure

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Jan. 14, 2015

Rating: 0

I find it ironic that on all the other levels you use all the objects, and on level 18, there's a trick pipe.

Liquid Measure

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Jan. 14, 2015

Rating: -3

Level 13 is an asshole, but I beat it. XD

Chuck the Sheep

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Jan. 01, 2015

Rating: 6

It's a bird! It's a plane! Yeah, it's a plane; OMG THERE'S A FLYING SHEEP IN THERE!!!

Effing Worms - Xmas

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Jan. 01, 2015

Rating: 2

Elf Soldier: "Santa, what shall we do? It's eating everything we have as weapons!" Santa: "Keep attacking it!" -FIVE MINUTES LATER- *Santa gets eaten*

Give Up

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Jan. 01, 2015

Rating: 3

"The give up button hands out warm cookies to whoever presses it." *presses button* BEEP BEEP BEEP! At least I made myself a batch of warm cookies.

Experimental Shooter 2

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Dec. 31, 2014

Rating: -15

Did you notice that the circle in the middle is actually one of his eyes?

Storm the House 3

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Dec. 29, 2014

Rating: 0

I think we've all heard this song before, but what's the name of the song you play in The Entertainer? Please don't - me, just give me an answer.

Piggy Bank Smash

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Dec. 28, 2014

Rating: 9

Mom, I bought this magical piggy bank at a convenient store and could have saved everyone and solved the whole world's problems, but I decided to buy some shitty gnomes and watched them steal all the money. Can I buy a radioactive homing missile now?

Escape #7 The Office

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Nov. 22, 2014

Rating: -2

"You escaped in 00:05:22!" :O yeeeaah sucka

GeoSketch

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Nov. 16, 2014

Rating: 1

First Box: All joints twist speed Second Box: 2 joints twist speed Third Box: 1 joint twist speed Also, if you set everything to 360, it makes a circle. 180, a cylinder.

Mu Complex : Episode One

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Nov. 16, 2014

Rating: 1

Are you really supposed to call the Chicago Tribune on Level 8? If you are, you really hooked this game up as a challenge... Three minutes later... *throws computer out window*

The Last Door: Prologue

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Nov. 16, 2014

Rating: 26

Just 2 minutes of this game and I'm scared to crap. I also have a friend named Anthony... >.< *shivers*

Collapsed House Escape - Other Side

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Nov. 15, 2014

Rating: 2

Did you take the background pictures in Mahogany Run? This looks so much like the old-abandoned house in my neighborhood... *shivers*

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