Soldier to Presedent:
Soldier: Errm, Sir. There seems to be a cowboy riding a massive sperm flying flying above one of our major cities. It has squashed many civilians so we decided to moblize the Militry. The cowboy who seems to be controling the sperm took down most of our armed forces, even the giant lazer blimps!!! Hundreds are perishing and the sperm's tail seems to be indestructable.
President: Not again . . .