i love the way that you can name change. here are some of my favorite quotes
"they injured that one black dude, but he'll probably be okay."
"You know your mom? well she was caught trying to eat epic epicson and we had to put a bullet through her head"
As a child, he was considered very well-behaved.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
He later married a slug named Linda.
Together, they had 10 kids.
He died at the age of 85.
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