I appreciate a lot of the game, and I appreciate that you want to make money from it. But the sheer volume of 'pay for this thing! Do this other thing!' makes me feel like I'm in an unhealthy relationship with your game. I seriously saw four ads once before I had a chance to pick my next element; two is not uncommon.
I really enjoy the idea, but I feel like there's a few details that might have to be clarified. When arguing with Euthyphro, I eventually won by challenging him on the 'Gods are always right' card; but the argument that resulted was more like 'does a God's word define morality, or is it descriptive of an absolute moral?' it isn't clear to me how the 'Gods are always right' point really enables this argument. (hopefully I expressed that clearly... I don't have the exact text of the argument in front of me)
I feel like there's a bit of fuzz to the double jump. Every now and then the dude just completely fails to double jump, straight from a standstill. Very frustrating to finish a challenging series of mob-bounces only to die because dude fails to double jump over a pit. Nevertheless, 4 stars at least.
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