Sees enemy vessel. It's attack rating is Harmless. Engage and pirate. Mayday. We are getting pulverized. Retreat! Nope. Destroyed. I just got creamed by a tiny Saber class frigate. So much for harmless.
Soldier: Sir, we lost a convoy! It consisted of 3 tanks and several trucks.
Commanding Officer: Oh no! That's horrible!
Soldier: The bridge is slightly usable, but very unstable.
Command Officer: HAH! WE HAVE WON!
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